Deception Pass (by Crest Pictures)
petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday
not what i had in mind but im flexible
Guys, I have changed the spelling of my name. I will now be known as Aurthor. Thank you Starbucks man for the inspiration. #mynameisnotthathardtospell
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.